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aimmyarrowshigh: I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

Feb 13th

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last-goonie-weekend: It makes me insane how spot on they are with their impressions. But I am a little sad when they made fun of Bjork, even though Kristen Wiig nailed her voice. This is seriously four of my favorite people portrayed in the same skit. Everything was so perfect.

Feb 13th

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kimpine: Hey is it normal to meet someone and then have an immediate crush-like feeling towards them EXCEPT in a totally platonic way??? Like a YOU’RE SO COOL AND I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, I HOPE YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY! kind of feeling? Yeah in case you couldn’t tell, I am not very adept at friend-making. Happens to me all the time. :<

Feb 12th

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